Our office is in Obour buildings so it overlooks some military base. At nine the soldiers in training start working out and they shout as they do that, with people running every which way.
Then at 11 am they start their morning line, which includes a band that plays the most insanely mismatched instruments with such off key that you have to laugh. Then they play the national anthem.Very nice. If this doesn't wake you up, I don't know what will.