Do not approach

That's because I might be contagious. That's right, I think I am ill with some plague of some kind and it started when day as I was watching Melody Tuunzzzz "all engelesh all zaa Time" and I happened to listen to the cause of this horrendous illness I am suffering from.
The cursed song was "piece of me" by the distraught Britney Spears (an angel just screamed of agony)

I am very ashamed to say that I have been playing it none stop ever since and I CAN'T seem to stop. If you have an antidote for this illness, please contact me ASAP.