Profile pics (a mean and shallow post, ba7awel ya gjoe)

• For men, If you have a belly, don't post a profile pic of you in a bathing suit. Unless you have washboard abs, pictures of you in a bathing suit isn't that great and even if you do, it doesn't really do anything except show how shallow you are.
• For women, Just because you're in evening wear doesn't mean it's a good picture, and please don't show us your cleavage or wear a skimpy outfit, it's very slutty.
• Unless you want people to think you're a vampire/wolverine, please photoshop red eyes out of your pics.
• A human pyramid isn't a profile pic.
• Squatting in a blurry picture isn't very favorable, in fact squatting in general isn't very favorable in profile pics.
• No, I don't want to see what you're drinking or smoking for that matter.
• You in a fancy car? unless you own it, it's a NO NO NO.
• Couple pictures: PLEASE no hearts, circles, tweety birds and the ever so dreamy rings; they're so cheesy, like gebna estambolly mal7 te2eel awy CHEESY.
• Couples pictures: Even if you're married, please no more bathing suit pictures, it's just not flattering and news flash: No, we're not in California. AND men; WATCH the hands PLEASE.
  
• Ok, so you want everyone to see that you've been to the Eiffel tower, but please don't do the ever so stupid pose of pointing to it, it's just so..., well, idiotic.
• The "I hate girls/boys" picture messages: if you did hate these genders (respectively) and you were a boy/girl (respectively), I really don't want to know about it.
• People who put celebrity pictures: What the hell? You think that putting a celebrity picture would improve your status in life; OH look, I like Angelina, Jolie, so I must be as pretty. Grow up and accept the facts of life.
• AND OH MY GOD if I see single people putting baby pics as their profile pics again, I am going to VOMIT. Unless it's your child (and I am pretty iffy about that too), don't post a baby pic.