There is no excuse

I know that it's disgusting and repulsive, in fact it's sickening and absolutely horrendous; there's no excuse for it, it's just not right. I mean I should be utterly obliterated or something, but the whole point is I LIKE drinking water straight from the 1-liter glass bottle, I LIKE drinking juice straight from the carton.
I know, but it is so liberating and FUN. So, sue me!!